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Theo von Kurnatowski
TheoFM
Challenger Profile
Original Series Road Rules: Maximum
Velocity Tour
Born March 19, 1980 (1980-03-19) (age 40)
Hometown Mandeville, Louisiana
Challenge Career
Seasons Battle of the Seasons (2002) (final)
The Gauntlet (won)
Battle of the Sexes 2 (won)
Fresh Meat
Challenge Wins 28
Eliminations 1 (1 loss)
Money Won $85,555
Social Media
Twitter TheoVon
Instagram theovon
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Theodor Capitani "Theo" von Kurnatwoski III was a contestant from Road Rules: Maximum Velocity Tour. He was a winner of The Gauntlet and Battle of the Sexes 2, and a finalist on Battle of the Seasons (2002). He also competed on Fresh Meat.

Biography

Retrieved from MTV.com

Battle of the Seasons (2002)

Best Known For: Always saying the wrong thing, but in a hilarious way.

Outlook: Theo's a tough cookie who's a lot smarter than his southern drawl lets on. In a Road Rules team filled with superb athletes, he may be 2nd only to Chadwick in pure physical prowess.

Previous Record: (Out of 5 stars)

Crying: *

Fighting: ***

Hooking Up: ****

Athletic Ability: *****

(Ratings are based on previous seasons and are relative to other RW/RR cast members.)

The Gauntlet

Then: A strong teammate, Theo was the charming guy with a cute southern drawl who bonded with James, but fought with Holly. In the Battle of the Seasons, he and the "The Miz" were continually taunting each other.

Now: Theo's stand-up comedy has led him to "The American Variety Show," which he is doing with former Road Ruler Timmy. He has also served as the tour manager for Josh Kelly.

Relationships: He has been rumored to have had romances with several cast members, but never on camera.

Best Known For: His memorable quotables and his charm.

Battle of the Sexes 2

High: Always a strong teammate, Theo helped his team beat out the Real World on The Gauntlet. The resident "funny guy" (when Timmy's not around), Theo is generally liked and respected by everyone... so he usually makes it far on Challenges.

Lows: Losing to "The Miz" (his arch rival) and the Real World team in Cabo San Lucas during the first Battle of the Sexes.

Relationships: Rumor has it that Theo has dated several cast members, but unfortunately these romantic moments have never been caught on tape. We'll hopefully catch some on-camera hookups on this Challenge.

Fresh Meat

Always a strong teammate, Theo helped his team beat out the Real World on The Gauntlet. The resident "funny guy" (when Timmy's not around), Theo is generally liked and respected by everyone... so he usually makes it far on Challenges. Losing to the Real World team during Battle of the Seasons, he redeemed himself by winning Battle of the Sexes 2. Rumor has it that Theo has dated several cast members, but unfortunately the only romantic moments caught on tape were with Tonya. He describes their relationship during Battle of the Sexes 2 as, "two kids at a summer camp." Well, camp's back in session: will Tonya be his bunkmate this season or will there be another lucky camper?

Battle of the Seasons (2002)

Challenge History

Episode Challenge Partner Result
1 Hang Man Holly B. WIN
3/4 Musical Inner-Tube Tango SAFE
5/6 Vertical Limit SAFE
6 Slam Dunk WIN
7/8 Ladder of Doom WIN
9 Round 'Em Up SAFE
10 Rush Hour SAFE
11 Hands on Saturn SAFE
12 Sidekick Showdown SAFE
13 Block Head SAFE
14 Siamese Wrestling SAFE
15 Handsome Reward LOSER

The Gauntlet

Challenge History

Episode Challenge Team Result
1 Snake Soup Road Rules SAFE
2 Masquerade SAFE
3 Mud Bath SAFE
4 I Scream SAFE
5 Holey Canoe SAFE
6 Heavyweight Hustle SAFE
7 Sink My Ship SAFE
8 Red Barron SAFE
9 Inferno SAFE
10 Rolling On a River SAFE
11 Turntable SAFE
12 All Or Nothing SAFE
13 Vertical Sweep SAFE
14/15 Dukes of Saturn SAFE
15/16 Gold Rush WINNER

Money Won: $25,555

Battle of the Sexes 2

Challenge History

Episode Challenge Team Result
1/2 Dangle Drop Men SAFE
3 Snake Pit Poker WIN
4 Melt With You SAFE
5 Bombs Away SAFE
6 Junk Boat SAFE
7 High Noon SAFE
8 Fill 'Er Up SAFE
9 Sa Wing WIN
10 Electro Shock SAFE
11 Pop Culture Bike Jump SAFE
12 The Shredder SAFE
13 Cast a Spell WIN
14 Semi-Cross SAFE
15 Car-Go SAFE
16 Vertigo SAFE
17 Escape From Santa Fe WINNER

Money Won: $60,000

Fresh Meat

Challenge History

Episode Challenge Partner Result
1 Stuck On Me ChandaFMIcon
Chanda
SAFE
2 Bush Whacked SAFE
3 Hang On SAFE
4 Jail Break WIN
5 Climber's Paradise SAFE
6 Rollin' in Oats SAFE
7 Crossed Paths WIN
8 Incredible Deflating Kayak SAFE
9 Swimming With Sharks SAFE
10 Human Ox Pull SAFE
11 Batten Down the Hatches SAFE
12 Jump Down Under SAFE
13 Deep Blue EXILE
14 Target Training OUT

Elimination History

Episode Exile Partner Opponents Result
14 Beach Course ChandaFMIcon
Chanda
TinaFMIcon KennyFMIcon
Tina & Kenny
OUT

Trivia

  • Theo provided the audio clue for the "Ring of Fire" challenge during Episode 1 of the Extreme Challenge.
Fresh Meat Contestants
DarrellFMIcon AvivFMIcon
TinaFMIcon KennyFMIcon
WesFMIcon CaseyFMIcon
DerrickFMIcon DiemFMIcon
TheoFMIcon ChandaFMIcon
ShaneFMIcon LinetteFMIcon
CoralFMIcon EvanFMIcon
KatieFMIcon EricFMIcon
TonyaFMIcon JohnnieFMIcon
JohannaFMIcon JesseFMIcon
MelindaFMIcon RyanFMIcon
DannyFMIcon EvelynFMIcon
Winner
Finalist
Eliminated
Medically Disqualified
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